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1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
milan. if she didn't, I'm a dead man.

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
if she looked, acted and was milan except older XD

3. When's the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? 
whenever I play a video game.

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
why not?

5. Is there someone mad because you're dating/talking to the person you are? 
doubt it. I had some paranoia when we started dating but i think i'm over it.

6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
it's 6 am, so not yet.

7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
black pants and a leather jacket.

8. How often do you listen to music?
never leave the house without headphones.

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
jeans, definately jeans.

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2014?
I wish. I was hoping to have a trip to california by october and spend halloween with milan, but it's been pushed back a bit. I guess I'm just impatiant.

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
if going out and getting drunk every weekend is your idea of social, i want nothing to do with it.

12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter 'A'? 
no

13. What about 'R'?
no

14. Can you drive a stick shift?
depends. drive well?

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
a little, i guess. even people who say they don't care usually care at least a little. i guess it depends on who it is saying it.

16. Are you going out of town soon?
as I said, I was hoping to.

17. When was the last time you cried?
yesterday.

18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
XD of course! what kinda boyfriend wouldn't tell his lover the way he feels? 

19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
nope.

20. Is there a girl who you would do anyhing for?
only one. she's the only one i need :3

21. Name something you dislike about the day you're having.
I guess I'm kinda lonely. just waiting for milan, as usual.

22. Is it cute when girlskiss you on your forehead?
i guess XD

23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
no. 

24. What are you sitting on right now?
a couch. I've been sleeping here in the livingroom for months.

25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
only milan. and I never hear her say it enough X3

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn't have?
not really. I never had much intrest in dating until i met milan.

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
my mother. no big.

28. Do you get a lot of colds?
I would fake a lot of colds if i didn't need money from work XD

29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
I'm just wearing the jacket XD I rushed to put it on because I was cold when I got out of the shower

.30. Does anyone hate you?
not sure. I'm not much so i guess most of the people who hate me moved on by now.

31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
no

32. Do you like watching scary movies?
ohhhhhhhh, absolutely! I'm watching the invisible man right now! :D

33. Do you want your tongue pierced? 
no. my sister has a tongue piercing. doesn't seem very comfortable >.<

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
probably one of the earlier ones i can't remember much about.

35. Did you have a dream last night?
not that i remember, just blank.

36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
a few hours ago. i miss milan so much.

37. Do you think you'll be married in 5 years?
milan said she wants to wait until she gets married, in 5 years she'll be 22. I hope that's long enough. i can't wait to share my life with her.

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
as far as I know, only milan does. noone really cares about me much.

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
not sure, I hope milan is tho. ^w^

40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
nope.

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
yup. 2 years and counting <3

42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
uh. not sure. I don't go out much.

43. Has anyone told you they don't want to ever lose you?
yes. it makes me feel all fuzzy inside when she says it ^////^

44. What's the best part about school?
leaving.

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
yea, i guess.

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
nah.

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
yeah,far too much.

48. Were you single over the last summer?
nope. and I'm better off for it.

49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
not at all. a couple years ago, before i knew milan I was depressed. no drive, no plans, no motivation. i was a hollow shell of a human being.

50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
it's 6:23 so sleeping, i guess.

51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
no. he's a good friend of mine.

52. Are you nice to everyone?
I think I am but I've been told I can be accidentally offensive sometimes.

53. Have you ever liked someone you didn't expect to?
not sure, don't think so.

54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
as I said, 2 years and never cheated. she's all i need.

55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
doubt it, I wear my heart on my sleeve. I hear I exaggerate a lot.

56. Do you think you like someone? 
i know i do.

57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a 'J'?
nope.

58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
why shouldit matter? normally i can be friends with anyone as soon as we find something to connect on. video games/movies/tv that kinda thing

59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
no.

60. Do you hate anyone?
I guess. I tend to dwell on things far too much. I try to get over it.

61. How's your heart?
pumping pure sugar, why?

62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
a lot.

63. Have you ever cried over a girl?
I have cried over milan. a few times, actually. twice in the past few days. I've had a rough week, i guess.

64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
probably noone. only one person really cares about me.

65. Are your toenails painted pink? 
no

66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
I certainly hope not. you ask like I planned a mistake :/

67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
I sure hope not! 

68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
thankfully no.

69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
telstra. my internet connection is annoying XD

70. How do you look right now?
shit. why?

71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
I try to be as open as possible but I'm most comfortable with milan.

72. Can you commit to one person?
of course! anyone who can't is just a prick XD

73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
yes. of course! 

74. Have you ever felt replaced?
story of my life. everyone moves on. my "friends", my father, my eldest sister. hell, i felt replaced 2 days ago.

75. Did you wake up cranky?
no. was pretty ok.

76. Are you a jealous person?
horribly so.

77. Are relationships ever worth it?
yes yes yes yes yes! I would be dead without milan, no question.

78. Anyone you're giving up on? 
i already listed them -_-

79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
just milan.

80. Name something you have to do tomorrow? 
wake up at midnight and stare at my computer screen waiting for milan to sign in. there's nothing else I can do.

81. Last person you cried in front of?
noone. I cry alone. which always makes it all that much worse.

82. Is there someone you will never forget?
I have a few favourites.

83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you? 
Ithink so. she cares enough about me to help me through difficult times ^w^

84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
cuddling. lots of cuddling.

85. Are you over your past?
i'm hope so.

86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
nope.

87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
yes, I already answered that.

88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
I'd tell milly she has nothing to be sorry for. she's never done wrong by me.

89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
i guess.

90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
no. I never "liked" someone until milan.

91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months? 
i need to.

92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
not off the top of m head.

93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
nope. weird question.

94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
yeah and it was going well, I think XD

95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
yes. very happy indeed :3

96. Don't tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
i never text anyone XD my phone is pretty much just for music and internet on the go.

97. Who do you have texts from?
just work asking me to come in for work or my mom telling me what groceries to get, that's it.

98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? 
I promised her I wouldn't say it again. anyone who follows my tumblr knows, though X_X

99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
ummm...my mum?

100. Who's in your profile picture with you?
the sky, why?

101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
nope.

102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
yes. they were delicious XD

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stolen thingy

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*Personal quantitative section.

1. First thing's first. What's your name?
whatever it is i wrote on my page.

2. How about your age?
19

3. Gender?
male

4. Birthday?
january 26

5. Birthplace?
forgot

6. Height?
forgot

7. Weight?
forgot

8. Zodiac sign?
aquarious

9. Birthstone?
Garnet

10. Heritage?
forgot. (welsh, I think)

*Personal qualitative section.

1. Eye colour?
blue

2. Hair colour/style. Is it your natural hair?
brown. my style is hat hair XD

3. Current fitness?
I hate myself so, very poor

4. Skin tone?
paleish

*Romance Section.

1. What's your sexuality?
milansexual :3 you all know what I mean.

2. Current relationship status?
proudly taken

3. How many relationships have you been in? And could you give a brief description of them?
1. I've only ever needed one.

4. What is your favourite feature of your preferred gender?
milan :3

5. Are you a virgin?
yeap

6. How often do you go on dates with your partner? (If you currently have one). Perhaps tell where you went for your favourite date?
internet XD

7. If you aren't already, do you hope to marry the person you are with?
YES!!!!!! YES!!!!! OH GOD YESSSS!!!!!

8. If you aren't in a relationship then do you have a crush on someone?
i am in a relationship

9. Where is your favourite spot to be kissed?
uh...somewhere on me would be nice.

10. How old were you when you had your first kiss?
no idea XD I ain't no fortune teller (ha ha! I'm so lonely)

11. Do you masturbate? 
is this even a question? I'm a bloke! that's pretty much all we do XD

*Seven Deadly Sins Section.

1. Would you be considered a glutton?
ever since i learned to cook  XD

2. A sloth?
at times

3. Lustful?
only for her.

4. Envious?
horribly so.

5. Wrathful?
not really

6. Greedy?
i try not to be but sometimes

7. Prideful?
nope. I hate myself XD

*"Naughty" Section. 

1. Ever done crack?
no

2. Smoked weed?
no

3. Done meth?
no

4. How about tried speed?
no

5. Heroine?
no

6. Shrooms?
no

7. Do you often drink?
I got drunk once. I swore over the toilet bowl i was puking into never to do it again!

8. Do you watch any form of pornography?
I'm a bloke XD what do you think?

9. Ever stolen something?
one time, when I was in junior high, I stole $2 from the kitchen table. I regretted it after.

10. Ever abused or bullied someone?
I don't think I have.

11. Ever been arrested?
no

12. Ever cheated on someone?
no

13. Have you ever gotten alcohol poisoning?
no

14. Have you ever abused the use of over the counter drugs?
no

*Education Section.

1. Are you still in school?
nope

2. If so, then what grade?
uh...I won?

3. Your best subject in school?
recess

4. Worst subject in school?
everything not recess

5. Did you drop out of school?
ok, I'm going to be honest. paperwork says I dropped out but I was pressured to. by the teachers. because I'm stupid.

6. If you are in college, then what is your major?
nope.

*Family Section.

1. Describe your relationship with your parents.
mum is good, dad ran off. I do ok.

2. Relationship with your siblings?
i think it's pretty good :3 I can't complain and they were always there for me when i needed them. even when i didn't know i needed them.

3. With your family in general?
ok, i guess.

4. Ever experienced the death of someone close to you?
my pets. I get very attached to my pets. probably because i connect with them far better than i do most people.

*Life Section.

1. Do you have a lot of friends?
no

2. Would you consider yourself a loner?
I definately used to but not so much now.

3. Describe your style of clothing.
hats. lots of hats. and jeans.

4. Briefly describe your childhood.
I forgot most of it >.> I have a bad memory.

5. Best memory.
when milan told me she liked me >/////<

6. Worst memory. 
only things that springs to mind would be either the time all my friends found better friends in the beginning of high school or when I nearly drowned.

7. Best aspect of life right now?
milan. 

8. Worst aspect?
me.

*Religious Section.

1. Do you have a religion?
I don't exactly "have a religion" though, I try my best to be understanding and respectful.

2. Do you believe in God or a form of intelligent design?
I believe it's a possibility. I take all faiths on as possibilities.

3. Do people need to live by morals or just live to have fun?
both. in high school, while being bombarded with opinions on what is right, what is wrong, I decided to think about what everyone can agree is wrong. causing pain. so, really, though I do my best to have fun, I always stand by the phrase "do no harm".

4. Briefly describe your top 5 most important beliefs/moral standards?
"do no harm" physically or mentally. that's really all I can say.

*"Life Sucks" Section:

1. Do you have any allergies?
yes, penicillin. if I get the tiniest cut and someone puts penicillin on it to stop it getting infected, I might die. yay.

2. Addictions?
milan. and chocolate. milan covered in chocolate! *drools*

3. Health problems(physical)?
I used to have asthma. I grew out of it, tho.

4. Permanent injuries/scars?
not really.

*Favourites Section.

1. Colour?
black.

2. Style of music?
I like variety so i can't narrow down any particular favourite styles of music but if i have to pick one, rock & roll, i guess.

3. Food?
lots.

4. Drink?
lots

5. Outfit?
seems to be: black fedora, black leather jacket, werewolf T shirt (i made it myself :3) or jack skellington t shirt, dark jeans and sneakers.

6. Animal?
wolf

7. Plant?
uhh...carrot?

8. Book?
um...deadpool. yeah.

9. Movie?
ugh....um... the crow/halloween/scream/nightmare before christmas AHHHHHH!!!! too many to choose from!!!!

10. Song?

11. Album?
itunes :3

12. Band/musical artist?
uhm...skillet/no doubt/ nightwish/blind guardian

13. Actor/actress?
uhm... let's just go with doug jones for now :3

14. Hobby?
tumblr.

15. School subject?
you already asked -_-

16. Sport?
video games

17. TV show?
um...the last show I watched was ultimate spider man, let's go with that for now.

18. Pass-time?
internet 

19. Candy?
chocolate (especially white)

20. Pizza toppings?
MMMMMMMMEEEEEAAAAAAAATTTT!!!!

21. Dessert?
chocolate ice cream :3

22. Fruit?
watermelon.

23. Type of pie/cake?
apple pie.

24. Flavour of ice cream?
CHOCOLATE!!!!

25. Weather?
rainy =w= i love rain. especially thunderstorms.

26. Time of day?
night

27. Word?
Milan.

28. Smell?
terrible, trust me, I live with me (ha ha! that joke sucked)

29. Sound?
skillet/no doubt/nightwish/blind guardian 

30. Vacation spot?
california. anyone who knows me knows why

*Would you rather…(please briefly explain your answers.)

1. Live in the city or country?
city (better wifi)

2. Travel by plane or by boat?
plane (it's quicker)

3. Be deaf or blind?
blind, I guess. (if I was deaf I wouldn't be able to speak with milan anymore ;w;)

4. Wear hardcore gothic clothing or dress in all pink?
gothic (it's almost a fetish XD)

5. Stay human or be an animal? (If animal then what animal and why?)
why not both? I'm a werewolf =w=

6. Be surrounded by rowdy teenage guys or preppy teenage girls?
I hate crowds. either way I'd be reduced to a screaming wreck.

7. Stay at home or go out and party? 
stay at home. everyone i know who goes out to parties just gets hammered.

8. Have a pet dog or a pet cat?
dog. I grew up with pet dogs. cats are ok but I just have a better connection with do, I suppose)

9. Only be allowed to eat candy or only be allowed to eat raw fruits and vegetables?
fruits and veggies, I guess. I love chocolate but I don't wanna die of a stroke)

10. Play video games or exercise?
video games (that choise is pretty much my life right now.)

11. Read or watch TV?
both (i'm doing both right now! :D)

12. Draw or paint?
either. (I suck at both)

13. Only be able to yell to speak, or be mute?
mute. (out in public, without friends, I'm pretty much mute anyway)

14. Continue this meme or go do something more interesting?
meme :3

*Personal Opinion Section.

1. Opinion of your appearance.
horrible, why?

2. Opinion of your personality.
i'm ok if you like annoying XD

3. Opinion of your family.
pretty good, I think.

4. Opinion of your friends.
my current ones are fantastic

5. Opinion on religion
i literally don't care what you believe in as long as you respect yourself and others

6. Opinion on homosexuality.
it's a bigger deal than it needs to be. move on, people. sexual preferance isn't everyone's business.

7. Opinion of school/work.
horrible.

8. Opinion of modern society.
people are freaking out about the VMAs when there are MUCH bigger issues. so, same as usual, I guess.
9. Opinion of today's politics.
let's not

*What was the last…

1. Movie you saw?
equestria girls. don't judge!

2. Book you read?
a cookbook, i think.

3. TV show you watched?
ultimate spider man.

4. Thing you ate?
a chicken burger.

5. Thing you drank?
coke

6. Piece of art/literature/poetry you did?
this meme :D

7. Person you kissed.
noone. i bit myself if that counts.

8. Person you texted/Instant messaged/emailed?
milan, of course!

9. Time you exercised?
walking to work yesterday.

10. Dream you had?
scary shit. i loved it.

11. Thing you favourited on deviantART?
idk

12. Animal you saw?
a fly. it's dead now.

13. Time you cried?
yesterday

14. Time you laughed?
today

15. Time you were furious?
yesterday

*Have you ever…

1. Punched someone?
no

2. Kissed, or done more with, someone of the same gender?
no

3. Thrown up on someone?
no

4. Been thrown up on?
no

5. Been to a rave?
no

6. Danced on a table?
no

7. Had a hangover?
no

8. Flashed someone?
no

9. Sneezed more than 3 times in a row?
yes

10. Found a large(ish) amount of money on the ground?
i found $20 once. now HE'S following me.

11. Gambled?
pokemon XD

12. Won a bet?
II say "i bet" a lot but never stake money on it.

13. Lost a bet?
see above

14. Hugged a zebra?
DO WANT!

15. Been terrified by a street mime?
no

16. Found a clown under your bed?
nope.

17. Seen a ghost?
kind of. one of the two memories that have vague connection to my father (i have no memories actually of him) when I was staying with my father, I had my own room. across from my bed was a desk with glow in the dark dinosaur skeletons that i put together myself. my favourite was a t rex. one night i couldn't sleep and I was staring at the room when my t rex moved. not a lot. his arm moved slighly, just enough to notice.

18. Talked to an inanimate object?
all the time

19. Yelled at an inanimate object?
all the time

20. Punched an inanimate object because you were mad at it?
yes,. I punch inanimate object when I'm made, I have bloody knuckles from punching a steel table at work.

21. Been caught doing something "naughty" by your parents?
no

22. Ever sang in the rain?
yes

23. Danced in the rain?
yes

24. Eaten sugary junk food until you threw up then ate some more?
probably once, knowing me.

25. Managed to burn water?
no

*Final Section.

1. Did you like this meme?
sure

2. Would you do others that are similar?
sure

3. Are you glad this meme is over?
yes

4. Now who are you going to choose as the meme's next victims? (Tag people if you like, not required.)
no
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 as sick of this shit as we are, they're trying to pass it again without letting anyone know. watch the video, sign the petition in the description.
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1.) Right now you are a N00b 
[] You have/had glasses 
[x] You play video games 
[ ] You have never failed math 
[ ] You can type using all fingers w/o looking at the keyboard
[ ] You mostly eat TV/pre-packaged meals 
[ ] You can play an instrument.
-TOTAL POINTS: 1


2.) Eh... you're okay..
[x] Some days you don't go outside at all
[x] You have beaten a video game 
[x] You know the term NPC 
[x] You own over 20 games
[x] You often rage quit but then get back to the game shortly after
[x] You have online friends 

-TOTAL POINTS: 7



3.) What about these?
[x] You spend over half of your day on electronics
[ ] You have a GameStop card
[ ] Right now you have a soda by you
[x] You often blame the character for mistakes that you did. (All the time...)
[x] You've gotten an adrenaline rush from gaming
[x] You have posters on your wall of game references 

-TOTAL POINTS: 11

4.) Oh they get better
[x] You have played a game for over 100 hours.
[x] You have an OC. (one or two >.>)
[x] You have physically hurt yourself from gaming 
[x] You own 4 or more DIFFERENT consoles
[x] You own 5 or more gaming systems (wasn't that the last question?)
[] You are subscribed to gaming magazines 

-TOTAL POINTS: 16



5.) And your best friend is a cat too, right? 
[x] You have gone to a video game tournament
[] You have gone to a video game convention 
[x] You know the terms FPS, RPG, and MMORPG
[x] You often wear clothes with video game references on them
[x] You have LARPed 
[x] You wouldn't know how to continue life without electronics 

-TOTAL POINTS: 21



Miscellaneous
[ ] You have a guide book for a game
[x] You think about gaming even when you are not
[x] You listen to gaming soundtrack (depends on the game, really)
[x] Most of your doodles have to do with video games 
[ ] You have eaten something with a game reference on it 
[x] You have cosplayed as a video game character
[x] You have made something based on a game.
[x] You are positive that you're going to be blind one day from gaming
[x] You don't have a life so you're doing this instead. Don't lie!

-TOTAL POINTS: 28


[x] You plan on using a calculator for this
-GRAND TOTAL: 28

Now take your total and multiply it by 4. Then re-post this as "I am a __% Gamer Nerd!"  

0-30% = Get out of here because you must have a real life.

31-60%= Don't worry you have not passed the point from no return.

61-90% = You aren't addicted but you love gaming

91-120% = Yeah...I'd say you're addicted 

121-163% = You are an absolute hardcore gamer

164% = GOOD GOD. I don't even know what to call you! Chuck Norris?


I'm 112% not bad ^w^
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random!!!

10 min read

1) Sexuality?
i call myself a milanisexual :3 only attracted to my GF, Milan.

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
anyone who looks like me so i can blame them for all my mistakes >.>

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. 
"2 egg whites" ...what?

4) What do you think about most? 
milan :3

5) What does your latest text message from someone else say? 
"missed call. no voicemail left."

6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on? 
either.

7) What's your strangest talent?
making referances nobody in the room could possibly understand

8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence) 
girls say, boys say, hey babey, hey baby, HEY!!! *dances*

9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
no but milan draws stuff for me sometimes. it makes me feel all fuzzy and warm X3

10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
NOW!!!!

11) Do you have any strange phobias?
yeah, I hate crowds.

12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
my finger when I was, like, 7 XD

13) What's your religion?
fairness and respect. nuff said.

14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? 
something i don't want to but i try to get outside at least once a day so I don't get all fat and stuff

15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? 
don't care

16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? 
i don't like to narrow myself down to favourite anything. i keep an open mind and that often leads to me not looking too deep into things.

17) What was the last lie you told?
"yes, mom. right away"

18) Do you believe in karma? 
yup

19) What does your URL mean?
it's my screen name for everything. i like it :3

20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? 
milan. strange things happen to me.

21) Who is your celebrity crush?
when i was younger i had crushes on hinata hyuga and nodoka miyazaki but I'm over it now.

22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping? 
does showering count?

23) How do you vent your anger? 
more often than not I just need to find something else to concentrate on and I can just let it go. it works best for me because everything else I've ever tried just makes me dwell on it and I get more and more angry.

24) Do you have a collection of anything?
i collect video games and films.

25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? 
video chats. i like seeing people and talking to their faces.

26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
I've only known one other I could be and I hated him.

27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love? 
i can't stand most repetitive and droning sounds. the sound of milan's voice

28) What's your biggest "what if"? 
what if i never met milan? I know the answer. if I never new her I'd still be studying. I'd be horribly depressed, having no job, hating myself and not knowing why. i never knew any differant until milan gave me something I truely wanted in life. if it sounds like I'm overly mushy, that's why. if anyone actually reads this post, frankly I'll be amazed.

29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? 
i take all theories as a possibility. I'm often playing the devil's advocate.

30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. 
a mattress and a table.

31) Smell the air. What do you smell? 
the air, you dork. -_-

32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
I remember once being stuck in a park area in the middle of the night. it was cold and dark. i was lost and afraid. I could hardly see what was right in my face, surrounded by silhouettes of trees and many things i didn't recognise. a rustling that could mean anything from a gently breeze to an assailant with intentions unknown. this was last year. it was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life.

33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
which one is orange county in? XD

34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
uhhh...that one woman who sings that song about stuff.

35) To you, what is the meaning of life? 
I make milan happy. her smile makes everything worthwhile.

36) Define Art. 

a product of effort and passion.

37) Do you believe in luck? 
it's a possibility

38) What's the weather like right now? 
gloomy. just the way i like it.

39) What time is it?
11:35 am

40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? 
not yet but i'm learning

41) What was the last book you read?
the cookbook you asked for earlier

42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
i tolerate it in small amounts, i suppose.

43) Do you have any nicknames?
eth is what most people go with. bandicutie is a new one X3

44) What was the last movie you saw?
friday the 13th 7: the new blood

45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
i don't get injured much but i have gotten so sick i needed to be rushed to hospital if that counts.

46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
no, she flew to me X3

47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
for the moment, crash bandicoot :3

48) What's your sexual orientation? 
why would you ask me twice? -_-

49) Ever had a rumor spread about you? 
if so, i wouldn't know. 

50) Do you believe in magic?
it's a possibility.

51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? 
a few but normally i just avoid those people, no big deal.

52) What is your astrological sign? 
Aquarius.

53) Do you save money or spend it? 
if i have something to save for.

54) What's the last thing you purchased?
a michael myers mask for halloween :3

55) Love or lust? 
a bit of both makes a good relationship ^w^

56) In a relationship?
how'd you guess? XD

57) How many relationships have you had?
one. the only one I'll ever need.

58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue? 

almost

59) Where were you yesterday?
work & home

60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
yes but I have no idea what it is @.@

61) Are you wearing socks right now?
very comfy ones :3

62) What's your favorite animal?
wolves!!!

63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? 
have you tried using pointy things?

64) Where is your best friend? 
at her house.

65) Spit or swallow?
I spit my toothpaste :3

66) What is your heritage? 
fuck if i know.

67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
sleeping

68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
satan von cuddlemyers.

69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
gotten off what? @.@

70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
I'm kind to others but I hate myself. soooooo no.

71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
THE DOG!!!!!! THE FUCKING DOG!!!!!!

72) You are at the doctor's office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?  
tell everyone and spend as much time with milan as I possibly can. I guess I'm a little afraid but death happens, i guess i can accept it.

73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love. 
you can't have one without the other.

74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? 
bananaphone. =w=

75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
7039. a year i shall never see.

76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? 
always being there for each other, spending all your time together and always wanting more.

77) How can I win your heart?
force yourself to become milan. not look like her, ot act like her, BECOME her. you can't. because she's the only one. that's why I love her so ^w^

78) Can insanity bring on more creativity? 
absolutely. imagination and chaos are very close

79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? 
finding milan on that one day. it could have been a day just like any other but she made it amazing.

80) What size shoes do you wear?
i think it's 8 in UK. no idea how big that is in american. i like having room for my toes.

81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone? 
"I'm still dancing!!!"

82) What is your favorite word?
schadenfreude. SING IT!!!

83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
love!!!!

84) What is a saying you say a lot?
"eeeeeeeeeee"

85) What's the last song you listened to?
domo arigato, mister roboto

86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
black. it's such a happy color

87) What is your current desktop picture?
milan being sassy :3

88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
I have one in mind, but a close friend made me promise not to talk about it.

89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on? 
i can't think of any. i know the truth comes out eventually so i don't lie often.

90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
say "keep it down! do the monster mash later!"

91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!

92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
nothing now. but in a few years, i hope the one day I want to relive is my wedding X3

93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? 
can't think of any. maybe because they were already erased!!!!!

94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
I say "get away from me, random celebrity. I'm taken so beat it!"

95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? 
gee, i wonder if it'll be the one plane ticket I've been saving up for for 2 bloody years and never shut up about!!!!!

96) Do you have any relatives in jail? 
no

97) Have you ever thrown up in the car? 
not yet. hopefully that won't change

98) Ever been on a plane?
yes

99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? 
"I LOVE MILAN AND WE'RE GOING TO GET MARRIED as soon as she let's me >.>"

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